Henri: You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. It would make my life worth living if only I could have your phone number.
Woman: Sorry. Nothing personal. I just don't like French guys.
Henri: Oh... [coughs] [American accent] Well, uh, that's, uh, that's just an affectation. I'm Chuck from Portland. I- I just figured you're so sophisticated that you- You wouldn't have anything to do with plain old me.
Woman: You should have more confidence, Chuck. Maybe this will help your self-esteem.
Henri: [to the guys in a French accent] I got another one. [to the woman in an American accent] Thank you. Sammy! I am thrashing you soundly. You better hurry! You'll never catch up!