Carla: I'm telling you, Woody, you've got to call this thing off. Just reschedule it for any other day but this.
Woody: Well, that's out of the question, Carla. After what happened this morning, Kelly and I have to get married, or she'll be a fallen woman, and I'll have brought disgrace on my whole family, just like Uncle Orlo. He got caught checking into a motel with a cream separating machine. It may not seem shocking now, but in the early '60s, that was considered pretty weird.