Quote from Norm in Heeeeere's... Cliffy!
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody. All: Norm! Woody: Hey, Mr. P. How's life in the big city? Norm: Hey, what'd I tell you about those fat jokes? Cliff: Uh, what's in the box there, Norm? Norm: Only my brand-new Turbo Flex Airmasters with the custom pump fit and the night reflector racing stripe. Woody: Ah, whoa! Sam: Ooh, look at that! Major shoe. Norm: And check out the reflector, huh? Paul: Wow, shines like the Northern Lights. Norm: Yep. Get this, they utilize a patented ergonomic lever propulsion design. Uses your body's own Achilles tendon as a fulcrum. Woody: I read in Runner's World that they can improve your vertical leap by ten percent. Norm: Try 12%, babe. Sam: Ooh. Cliff: Ah, that's more than a shoe there, Normie, that's a god. Norm: And now, if you gentlemen will just stand back for a second I'm gonna try these puppies out. [sits down on his stool] And we're off! [drinks beer]