Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Hey, Mr. P. How's life in the big city?
Norm: Hey, what'd I tell you about those fat jokes?
Cliff: Uh, what's in the box there, Norm?
Norm: Only my brand-new Turbo Flex Airmasters with the custom pump fit and the night reflector racing stripe.
Woody: Ah, whoa!
Sam: Ooh, look at that! Major shoe.
Norm: And check out the reflector, huh?
Paul: Wow, shines like the Northern Lights.
Norm: Yep. Get this, they utilize a patented ergonomic lever propulsion design. Uses your body's own Achilles tendon as a fulcrum.
Woody: I read in Runner's World that they can improve your vertical leap by ten percent.
Norm: Try 12%, babe.
Sam: Ooh.
Cliff: Ah, that's more than a shoe there, Normie, that's a god.
Norm: And now, if you gentlemen will just stand back for a second I'm gonna try these puppies out. [sits down on his stool] And we're off! [drinks beer]