Quote from Sam in Rebecca's Lover... Not
Sam: Somebody stole my car. Mark Newberger: Oh, I've been there. Sam: Yeah? Really? Mark Newberger: Yeah, my ex-lover. First he stole my heart, then he stole my car. Sam: He? Aren't you supposed to be Rebecca's old flame? Mark Newberger: Well, I'm not that old. Thank God he didn't steal the water bed, the lying little tramp. Man: Meow! Mark Newberger: Like you were there.