Quote from Woody in A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff
Woody: Hey, Dr. Crane. Look what I got. Frasier: That's quite a trophy, Woody. I didn't know you played golf. Woody: I don't. There's a trophy shop down the street. Frasier: You just bought this trophy? You don't even golf? Woody: Why should l? Frasier: Well, because the idea of a trophy is to show some sort of accomplishment. You should learn to golf. Go out, take a couple of lessons. Spend some hours mastering the finer points of the game. Woody: And then? Frasier: Well, then you get better and you can join a country club. Woody: And then? Frasier: Well, and then you can compete. Maybe enter some tournaments. Woody: And then? Frasier: And maybe some day, you'll be the best and you'll win, and then you'll get a... Woody: A trophy, Dr. Crane? Frasier: Congratulations, Woody.