Quote from Sam in Unplanned Parenthood
Rebecca: Oh, well, listen, don't worry about it. All we have to do is find somebody else and take care of their kids. Sam: Nobody else in this bar has any kids. Rebecca: Carla does. Sam: No! Forget it! No! Rebecca: Sam, wait a minute. Sam: No! Rebecca: No, look, I am not gonna have a baby until I know I'll be a good parent. Sam: Taking care of Carla's kids is not gonna prove that you're a good parent. It just proves that you can survive in the wild.