Frasier: Well, you know, I... I was just trying to point out that, uh, it seemed a little silly for a a television show to waste all that, uh, air time, um, explaining to paint a certain way when you can just slap it on willy-nilly.
Norm: Look, I'd love to stay here all day and defend myself, but I can't reach that top spot so I'm gonna go home and get my big ladder.
Frasier: Well, you could reach it from the top of the ladder.
Norm: Oh, no, no, you see that, uh, sticker on the ladder there? You're not supposed to go above that step.
Frasier: Oh, come on, you're just being a big baby. Look, you're almost done, and, uh, you know, you don't want it to dry two different colors.
Norm: Oh, don't tell me. The guy from This Old House?
Frasier: Well, look, if he wasn't a professional, he wouldn't be the guy from This Old House, he'd just be some guy, all right?