Lee Bradken: No. By giving the best performance you can give. Look, I talked the critic into coming back tonight, Woody. If you can change his mind, he'll say so in tomorrow's column. Now, Woody, how do you feel about going on tonight?
Woody: Feel great!
Lee Bradken: And how do you feel about your fellow actors?
Woody: Am better than other actors.
Lee Bradken: Well, Woody-
Woody: Can direct better than Bradken.
Lee Bradken: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! You've still got a long way to go. I'll see you tonight. [exits]
Woody: "Is jealous of my youth and good looks."