Quote from Sam in Cheers Has Chilli
Sam: Just cry? Rebecca: Yep. Sam: Does it count if, you know, if you really want to cry, but you can't? Rebecca: No. Cry, Sam. Sam: Huh. [mock sobbing] Rebecca: No onions. I want real tears. Now, just cry. Sam: Give me a break. What am I supposed to...? I mean, isn't this enough? A guy... A guy who can't cry? I mean, that is heartbreaking. Honey, there's nothing sadder than a man who can't cry.