Woody: Sam, I heard you say you wanted to get under Mr. Hill's skin.
Sam: Yeah.
Woody: Well, I got a way, but I think it's impossible.
Sam: You're thinking that maybe I should date his daughter? [laughs] Great idea!
Woody: No, no, no, if you really want to get under Mr. Hill's skin, the best way is we shrink you down to microscopic size and then we put you in a syringe and we inject you right into his arm. But I still say it's impossible.
Sam: Oh, I love this. This is a great idea.
Woody: Oh, great. Now I got Sam trying to contradict the immutable laws of science. When am I going to learn to keep my mouth shut?