Rebecca: This just isn't fair. Robin gave it up for me. Me, not Jeanne Marie.
Cliff: Well, hey, I wouldn't worry so much about Jeanne Marie. She's washed up, too. [chuckles] Look where they put her on Hollywood Squares. Center bottom. Nobody's gonna call on her there. She might as well be a Gabor.
Man: [on TV] I'll take Robin Colcord's lover to block.
Sam: No, no, whoa, whoa! Come on, guys, switch the channel. Put a game on or something.
Norm: I'm trying, Sammy. How do you work this damned remote?
Cliff: Oh, wait, you need this one to work that one.