Sam: What are we doing? Man, we're pathetic! We've been trying to get Gary for eight years! We never win! We're pathetic. There's nobody more pathetic than us in the whole world.
Frasier: Oh, please, Lilith. [whines] Anything. A back rub. A handshake. Blow me a kiss.
All: [chant] We're not Frasier. We're not Frasier. We're not Frasier! We're not Frasier! We're not Frasier!