Frasier: Well, my friends, you have missed a once-in-a-lifetime landmark evening in the history of community theater.
Rebecca: Did Woody chicken out?
Frasier: Oh, no, indeed.
Woody: [enters] Why didn't you stop me, Mr. Peterson? Why didn't anybody stop me?
Rebecca: Woody, what happened?
Woody: Well, last week during rehearsal I kept thinking, "Why am I the only one who's afraid to get naked? Why am I the only one who's ashamed?" So tonight when I got out in front of that audience, I ripped off every stitch of clothing. And I looked around and I thought, "Why am I the only one who's naked?"
Sam: Well, maybe nobody noticed, Wood.
Frasier: Oh, they noticed, Sam.
Woody: As if that wasn't bad enough, I heard this high-pitched scream from the audience, "Hey, look. He's the only one who's naked."
Norm: Sorry, Wood. You took me by surprise.
Woody: Well, at least the evening wasn't a total disaster. I was really touched by this nice watch you guys gave me. I needed one, too. I lost one just like it about a month ago.