Quote from Woody in Woody or Won't He
Norm: So smooth sailing, huh, Wood? Woody: Yeah, I'm so relieved. Norm: All right. Woody: I should have known that Mrs. Gaines wouldn't be interested in me. I should have known that a nice classy lady like her would never be interested in a naive Indiana farm boy. Sam: Well, I have to admit it is kind of silly, isn't it? Norm: Woody and Mrs. Gaines... That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard. Woody: Hey, man, you think that's funny? Wait'll you hear this. "Dear Woody, Kelly thinks I'm writing you an apology. What I really want to say is I ache for you, my strong young coconut. I live for the moment when I can harvest your lusty fruit. Love, Roxanne." Is she a crack-up, or what?