Quote from Sam in The Art of the Steal
Sam: [answers phone] Cheers. Oh, hello, Mr. Colcord. This is a bad connection. Where are you calling from? Hold on a second. It's Richie Rich calling from his airplane. She's not here right now. Can I take a message? Aw, she'll be sorry to hear that. Yeah, I'll be sure to tell her. You flying that plane all by yourself? Really? Watch out for that telephone pole! [laughs] No, I know there are no telephone poles 40,000 feet up. That's what makes it funny. [hangs up] 200 million bucks. Buy yourself a sense of humor.