Quote from Sam in Adventures in Housesitting
Rebecca: I am going to bed alone. If you want to stay here, you sleep on the couch. Sam: Oh, come on. I can sleep on a couch at my place. Rebecca: Fine. Go sleep on your couch. Sam: All right. If that's what you want. I'll leave you all alone in this big, old scary house. Hoo! I'm moving the table. Rebecca: Don't pull a muscle. Sam: I'm serious. I'm moving the chair. Rebecca: You're breaking my heart. Sam: I got my hand on the doorknob. I'm opening the door. Rebecca: Sam, don't! [Buster runs out] Sam: I knew it. Pajama time! Rebecca: Not you! The dog!