Rebecca: Listen up, everyone. One of the most influential reviewers in the city has been going around to different bars in the area reviewing them. Need I say more?
Woody: Yes.
Rebecca: Woody, in case he comes in here, I want everybody on his best behavior.
Sam: Aw, gee, does this mean we're going to have to cancel the midget tossing contest?
Rebecca: Sam, please don't joke about this. This really means a lot to me.
Sam: Oh, don't worry about it. I'm sure we'll do great. As long as the reviewer doesn't happen to be that SOB Murray Treadwell. You remember him?
Rebecca: Well, I'm not saying it is, but what if it were?
Sam: Well, then you better kiss your butt good-bye. Actually, that sounds more like a job for me, doesn't it?
Rebecca: What's the matter with him?
Sam: He's a hater. The guy hates everybody. I hate people like that.