Quote from Sam in Tale of Two Cuties
Annie: Could you believe that? After I gave that man the best 28 months of my life. Sam: Well, why don't you go catch up with him and patch things up. Annie: Forget it. He's a wimp and he can't get a job. And his jealousy is ruining our marriage. Not to mention that he left the cap off the toothpaste for, like, the kajillionth day in a row. Sam: I had no idea that the wounds were so deep. Annie: Well, as far as I'm concerned, he can just go and... [pulls Sam close] Oh, God! I've just lost the only man I've ever loved. Sam: Oh, no, wait. Sit here, will ya? Listen, he'll come back. Don't you worry about that. Now, he's not gonna leave a beautiful girl like you. Annie: You really think so, Sam? Sam: Oh, absolutely. He'll be right back. Annie: I mean, do you really think I'm beautiful?