Sam: You guys have been friends for years. Think of all the things you've done together. You, you... Drinking beer together. And I'm sure there's a lot of other stuff, too. Hey, you know, you're partly at fault here. You made fun of his profession, and you refused to pay him. And you, Norm... Actually, you didn't do anything at all, did you? I'll tell you what. Why don't you let me hold him, and you biff him one?