Rebecca: Well, just have your pool tournament another night.
Sam: Oh, right! [laughs] Like we can, uh, rearrange our schedule here. Right.
Rebecca: Well, what about Monday night?
Sam: Yo, guys, we got a lady right off the boat here, doesn't speak any English. Tell her what happens Monday night, will you, please?
All: Football!
Rebecca: How about Tuesday?
Hugh: Darts Night.
Rebecca: Wednesday?
Cliff: Well, recovery from Darts Night.
Tim: Thursday's Poker Night.
Sam: Friday's a night to howl.
Cliff: And, uh, Saturday night is Date Night, so, uh, where does that leave us?
Norm: Horny on Sundays.