Woody: Uh, Carla, it's me, Woody.
Carla: Woody, you have been coming in here dressed in that ridiculous getup for three weeks. Now, when are you going to stop this nonsense?
Woody: Carla, as an understudy, I have to be dressed and ready to go on at a moment's notice. Putting on makeup like this can take hours. But I wouldn't expect you to understand.
Carla: Why, 'cause I'm not in the theater?
Woody: No, because you don't wear makeup.