Quote from Woody in Pudd'n Head Boyd
Woody: Uh, Carla, it's me, Woody. Carla: Woody, you have been coming in here dressed in that ridiculous getup for three weeks. Now, when are you going to stop this nonsense? Woody: Carla, as an understudy, I have to be dressed and ready to go on at a moment's notice. Putting on makeup like this can take hours. But I wouldn't expect you to understand. Carla: Why, 'cause I'm not in the theater? Woody: No, because you don't wear makeup.