Quote from Sam in Paint Your Office
Rebecca: This whole thing about coming over here and painting is just another stupid attempt to get me into bed. Sam: I- I am shocked and and deeply insulted. Rebecca: God. I told you all that personal stuff about my brothers and my sister and me being the fattest girl in high school. Sam: Wait a minute. You didn't tell me that. Rebecca: Well, I wasn't. Get out. Sam: Slow down here. Just li- I admit it. I'm attracted to you. Now, what's the big deal? Is that a crime or something? You know, are you always this defensive about people who find you sexy? Rebecca: No, just you. Sam: Is that right? Well you know, I'll tell you something, lady. There was a time when I was considering making love to you, but now it's out of the question. As a matter of fact, you know, I wouldn't make love to you if you asked me, if you begged me to make love to you, I wouldn't. Go ahead, just ask me. Just try it. See what happens. Rebecca: Would you make love to me? Sam: Well, okay, but just once. [Rebecca slams the door]