[fantasy:]
Sam: I'll get it. [doesn't move] Maybe you better do it. I'd rather watch you walk anyway. You know, it's absolutely amazing how you've held onto your figure.
Diane: Well, it's amazing how you've held onto it, too. [opens door] Oh, Clifford.
Cliff: Er, you hit the jackpot there, Diane.
Diane: Oh, thanks so much. Would you like to come in and have a cup of tea?
Cliff: Oh, don't mind if I do.
Diane: Good.
Sam: When are you going to retire, Cliff?
Cliff: "Retire"? [chuckling] Hells bells, Sammy. Being a mailman's still the surest way I know of, uh, meeting the, uh...
Sam: Women.
Cliff: Women.