Norm: Sammy, uh, could you, uh, step down to my office for one second, please? Listen, uh, we were thinking maybe someone's got to tell Carla that she's jinxing Eddie.
Sam: And what suicidal idiot did you have in mind to do that?
Norm: You know, your name kept coming up in the discussion...
Sam: No, no, no, no, no...
Norm: Come on, Sammy. Look, it's just for all us guys whose lives are so damn shallow that we depend upon the success of our local sports teams to give us a little identity around here. Am I right? Huh?
Sam: No, no, no, no way. Listen, if you want to do this, then we'll do it fair and square. We'll draw straws. Don't look.
Cliff: Oh, that's fair, Normie.
Sam: Now, I want the person who has to tell Carla to know that there's a choir job waiting for them in Vienna. [Norm gets the short straw] Sorry, Norm.
Cliff: Well, on the upside, Normie, you're in for some great strudel.
Woody: Oh, damn. I've never been to Europe.