Sam: What about Frasier? Hey, Frasier, you look like you could use a pick-me-up.
Frasier: A hockey game?
Sam: Yeah.
Frasier: No, thank you. I've been to the bullfights in Spain. I've been to the altar with Diane. I think that's enough carnage for one life.
Sam: Oh, come on, Frasier, go. Bombo would have wanted you to.
Frasier: Perhaps you're right. You know, I've always wondered what makes the average person turn into an animal at a sporting event. Perhaps I could witness the phenomenon and write a paper on it. Put Dr. Frasier Crane back on the map. Carla, thank you. I accept.
Carla: Well, at least I won't be fondled all night.