Sam: Did I miss something here?
Diane: Men. They are so stupid. What are you doing here?
Sam: Oh, well, I thought it was more important for me to be here with you than watching some silly old basketball game.
Diane: Your TV's broken?
Sam: Yeah.
Diane: This whole thing is so sad, really very sad.
Sam: Oh, that's all right. It's under warranty. It'll be okay.