Nick Tortelli: I'm sensing that, uh, we're not gonna hit the sheets together.
Diane: That is correct.
Nick Tortelli: Save it! [violins stop]
Diane: Why are you wasting your time on this? Loretta's the woman for you.
Nick Tortelli: She's spending all of her time with Sam. Women can't get their eyes off of that guy. I guess, in his own way, he's good-looking.
Diane: Oh, Nick, you're every bit as... mistaken as you can be. Sam and Loretta are not an item. Sam is mine.