Quote from Woody in Relief Bartender
Sam: Boy, yeah, you know, you really surprised me here. l... You're a pretty tough negotiator. Woody: Ah, yeah, Sam, boy, I know you think I'm just a country bumpkin. And the Boyd family may not be too sharp about a lot of things. I mean, we don't know much about math. We don't know much about science. We don't know much about politics. We don't know much about medicine. We don't know much about world affairs, but I'll tell you, there's something we're pretty darned sharp about. Sam: What's that? Woody: What were we talking about? Sam: Machinery. Woody: Oh, we don't know much about machinery. I'll tell you, my uncle, he lost his arm in some kind of contraption...