Carla: Hey, what's with the spread, Sam?
Sam: Well, I really topped myself tonight. I booked a party in here. The-- Let's see. The Fraternal Order of the Caribou's sending a group over.
Diane: Great. A group of loudmouthed, rowdy conventioneers, drinking like fish, swearing like sailors, and putting their paws all over us.
Carla: Yeah, happy birthday to me.