Diane: Are you ladies ready for a check?
Nurse #1: Yes, thank you. Anyway, I've been at Boston Mercy for five years, and I have never had a more relentless patient than I had today. Even when he was in constant pain, he never stopped coming on to me.
Diane: [drops her tray] My God, it's Sam!
Nurse #2: Are you all right?
Diane: [picks up her tray] The patient you're talking about. Is it by any chance Sam Malone?
Nurse #1: No.
Diane: Thank God.
Nurse #1: His name is Lance Manion. [Diane drops her tray again]