Diane: [o.s.] Sam, if you have an ounce of humanity, turn that off. [everyone groans as Sam turns the TV off]
Sam: What did you think you were doing up there?
Diane: I didn't think it was a real show.
Sam: Are you kidding me? I mean, who would make up something that boring?
Diane: Well, I thought you did. I thought it was a joke. I figured that you set it up to get back at me because of my psychology experiment.
Sam: Ah, what a great joke. I wish we had thought of that.
Woody: I can't think of it now.
Diane: I made an absolute ass of myself.
Norm: Oh, come on, Diane. Lighten up. It wasn't that bad. It really wasn't.
Woody: Heck, no. I've known chickens who can't do that as well as you.