Woody: Sam, I wanna thank you.
Sam: You're welcome. Oh, wait- Wait a second here. Why aren't you going crazy?
Woody: Because it's the nicest thing that anyone ever did for me.
Sam: Are you kidding me? I mean, not only did I not make the bet, I lied about it. Woody, you should be going crazy.
Woody: It was for my own good, Sam. [hugs Sam]
Sam: Come on, man, don't do this to me. You're out $10,000 because of me.
Woody: You couldn't have known how it was gonna turn out. You thought I was gonna lose.
Sam: No, wait a second. What difference does that make? Come on! Man, I cheated you out of $10,000. I mean, who do I think I am? You should wanna kill me, Woody.
Woody: It happened. I really don't see the point in getting angry.
Sam: Now, you're not being honest. Now, down deep, you're mad. You know you are.
Woody: Maybe I am, just a little.
Sam: No, you mean, "Hell, yes, I am, Sam!" Come on.
Woody: It was still the nicest thing that anyone ever did for me. You're a great man, Sam.
Sam: Oh, man, you're hopeless. Go on, get out of here. At least let me feel like a jerk in private.
Woody: Sure, Sam. Sorry.