Quote from Carla in The Groom Wore Clearasil
Annie: They're not coming back, are they? Carla: Nope. Annie: Gee, and I got 50 boy cousins who can drive. Carla: It was bound to happen. Annie: You're pretty smart, Mrs. Tortelli. [Carla gets out a bottle of soda and pours two glasses] Carla: Let me fill you in on something, Annie. There are three things that you can say about Tortelli men: One, they draw women like flies. Two, they treat women like flies. Three, their brains are in their flies. Annie: Yeah, one more thing: They throw away the best women. Carla: You know, for a loser, you're not bad. Annie: Ditto, Mrs T. [they clink glasses]