Carla: Has it ever occurred to you this guy may look like Jo-Jo the Dog-Faced Boy?
Diane: I can tell you right now that the owner of this coat could well be the most attractive man I've ever encountered, whatever he looks like.
Sam: Ooh. Down, girl, down.
Diane: What a person looks like has nothing to do with who that person is. If my face were transposed on another soul, would it matter?
Carla: To the poor sap who got it, it would.