Diane: Woody, would you mind if I stuck my big fat nose in your affairs?
Woody: Stick your big fat nose wherever you like, Miss Chambers.
Diane: There's no need to hide your feelings. You're afraid of ladies rejecting you, aren't you?
Woody: No, it's not so much that. It's just that... Well, I got this problem.
Diane: What problem? We at Cheers always share our problems.
Norm: Yeah, besides, we kind of ran out of things to talk about, so we'd appreciate it.
Woody: All right. There's this girl back home named Beth Curtis, and she is the most wonderful girl in the world. We dated ever since we were kids, but last year we split up. You know, I wanted to travel around and see the world. She wanted to stay in Indiana. At first I thought it would be okay... but now I just can't seem to get her out of my mind. Everything I do, everywhere I go, everything I see reminds me of her. [picks up a lime] Beth.