Sam: Gee, Fras, that's tough. She just took off, huh? No explanation or anything?
Frasier: Well, there was no explanation necessary. It was you she loved all along. And it was the thought of you that made me lose her. The story of my humiliation spread like wildfire through the university and then to the entire Italian countryside. Everyone knew about it. Everyone knew about my shame.
Sam: No, you must have been imagining that.
Frasier: Oh, was l? Do you know that in soccer, when a player kicks at the ball, misses and falls down, it's now called a "Frasier"?
Sam: That could be a coincidence.
Frasier: If he's knocked cold, it's called a "Frasier Crane."