Quote from Cliff in Rescue Me
Cliff: Well, thanks a lot for the hot tip there, Peterson. Norm: What are you talking about, Cliff? Cliff: Well, you gave me the number of Vera's cousin Natalie. You said she would go out with me. Norm: I didn't say she'd go out with you. I said she'd go out with anyone. Cliff: Well, you're wrong. I just gave her a call and she shot me down. Norm: This doesn't make any sense. Vera said this woman was desperate. What did you say to her? Cliff: I just said hello, did my little icebreaker joke, and asked her out. Norm: All right, Cliffie, what was your icebreaker joke? Cliff: A cute little pervert imitation I do. Norm: What? Cliff: Not pervert. You know, it's more like an obscene phone call. Heavy breathing and all. Oh, Ma roars at it. [deep voice] Hello, Natalie. What are you wearing? You wanna know what I'm... [everyone walks away] Oh, yeah, sure. Tomorrow you're all gonna be using it.