Quote from Sam in The Bartender's Tale
Carolyn: Sam, what about this Cape Cod place I've been hearing about? I hear that it's delightful and terribly romantic at this time of year. Sam: Well, you know, I guess it could be. Yeah. Carolyn: Tell me, are there any clothing-optional beaches there? I like to get an all-over tan. Oh, I know it's a lot more common in Europe than it is in America, so I came prepared with a bikini, but it's such a skimpy little thing anyway. Sam: Carla. Carolyn: I'm having a real hard time with this map. I just can't make head or tail of it. I really don't think I'm going to be able to find my way there. Sam: I'll take you. I'll take you. I'll take you. Carolyn: Oh, great. What a lovely surprise. Sam: I'll take you. I'll let Carla go and I'll take you. I'll turn this into a self-serve bar and I'll take you.