Sam: Coach, what's the capital of North Dakota?
Coach: Easy. Bismarck.
Sam: She thinks it's Pierre. [laughter]
Diane: All right, I may have inadvertently switched the two.
Sam: Oregon. Give me the capital of Oregon.
Diane: Portland.
Sam: No, it isn't. It's Eugene.
Diane: Oh, I knew that. It just slipped my mind.
Sam: No, it isn't Eugene. It's Salem. [laughter] Do you believe this?
Diane: [to herself] Ignorance is bliss. This is Eden.