Quote from Sam in Teacher's Pet
Coach: Ladies and gentlemen, Sam Malone is now a high school graduate. Diane: Yes. [applause] Congratulations. Sam: For what? Diane: You passed. Sam: Yeah, a D as in dumb. Diane: A D as in diploma. An honest D is better than a tainted A. Sam: Boy, I tell you, I may have my diploma, but I sure feel dumber than ever. I studied myself hoarse for that exam and still I got a D. Diane: Oh, Sam, you only had one night to study. Sam: Ah, it wouldn't make any difference. My brain doesn't work like yours does. I can't learn things.