Quote from Sam in A Ditch in Time
Diane: I told them about the time I was laid up with the flu and you didn't visit me once. Sam: That- That- That- Diane: And you sent me second-hand flowers for Valentine's Day. Sam: Well, I was nowhere near- Diane: You wanna hear this or not? I told them about the time I cooked you a seven-course Sichuan dinner for your birthday and you had a burger on the way over. Sam: I remember that, and there was an explanation. I just can't remember what it was. Diane: And the time you lied about a relative dying so you could go skiing and debauching with your buddies. Sam: You still don't see the humor in that? Diane: I wanted to spend the day with you after our first night together and you went to a football game. Sam: Oh, it wasn't a football game. I mean, the winners went to the play-offs.