Diane: I told them about the time I was laid up with the flu and you didn't visit me once.
Sam: That- That- That-
Diane: And you sent me second-hand flowers for Valentine's Day.
Sam: Well, I was nowhere near-
Diane: You wanna hear this or not? I told them about the time I cooked you a seven-course Sichuan dinner for your birthday and you had a burger on the way over.
Sam: I remember that, and there was an explanation. I just can't remember what it was.
Diane: And the time you lied about a relative dying so you could go skiing and debauching with your buddies.
Sam: You still don't see the humor in that?
Diane: I wanted to spend the day with you after our first night together and you went to a football game.
Sam: Oh, it wasn't a football game. I mean, the winners went to the play-offs.