Diane: Well, I'm sure that if Irene knew how strongly the Coach still felt about her, she'd make an effort to talk to him and straighten him out.
Sam: Yeah, but we don't even know how to get in touch with her. Oh, but I do know how to get in touch with her daughter, Miss Frostbottom. I tell you what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna give her a message to pass on to her mother and she can keep a little of it for herself. A message about how a couple of women that don't know the first thing about being decent to folks. [on the phone] Hi, Babe, Sam Malone. Busy tonight? For the rest of your life. Yeah, well, I thought that's what you were gonna say, but before you hang up on me here, this phone call doesn't have anything to do with you. It's about your mother and the way she's being treating the Coach. I mean, I think it stinks. I don't even want to tell you how enraged I am over the phone, so how about we get together for dinner tonight? Yeah, well, I knew you were gonna say that, but listen up here. I don't want to go to dinner. I already ate. So, how about a drink? Well, I knew you were gonna say that, too, but I got news for you. I don't drink. So who feels stupid now, huh? You agree with me? Well, yeah, you should be ashamed of your mother, Sue. I mean, come on, what's going on here? Corfu? Oh, no. Yeah, thanks. [hangs up] You know, I'm beginning to hate the women in that family.