Diane: [v.o.] [answers phone] Hello.
Frasier: [v.o.] What are you wearing?
Diane: Hello, Frasier.
Frasier: I'm not Frasier. I'm not wearing anything. Does that excite you?
Diane: Frasier, I know it's you. It's very late.
Frasier: Blast! You always know it's me.
Diane: You always do the same thing.
Frasier: I just called to say I love you.
Diane: That's sweet. You're the most thoughtful boyfriend I've ever had.
Frasier: That's not saying much.
Diane: Oh, speaking of Sam... This is good. The woman Coach has been seeing, Irene, has a daughter, Sue. And when they came in a few weeks ago, Sam offered to pick up Sue so Coach would be with Irene. But she turned him down flat. It was great. And the best thing is it's really been bugging Sam. And then tonight she did it again. Oh, I hate to admit it, but I'm enjoying it.
Frasier: You little devil. Well, my dearest, I will bid you good night. By the way I really don't have any clothes on. This phone booth is freezing.
Diane: [giggles] Good night, Frasier, darling. Sweet dreams. [hangs up telephone] [switching channels] [The Star Spangled Banner plays] [The Three Stooges plays] Good Lord, aren't all the eight-year-olds in bed by now? Good, some late news.