Norm: Sammy, can I make a confession to you right now?
Sam: Oh, please don't.
Norm: I love my wife.
Sam: Well, that's not as bad as I thought it was going to be.
Norm: Well, just wait a second, it gets worse.
Sam: Oh, God.
Norm: Vera is the only woman I've ever had.
Sam: Now, Norm, when you say "had", you mean...
Norm: Yes.
Sam: [chuckles] Come on, man. Be serious.
Norm: I am.
Sam: Well, what's wrong with that? What's wrong with that?
Norm: I mean, I don't even want other women, Sam. All right, don't get me wrong. I get urges, okay? And if I acted on those urges, I'd be no better than a rutting pig. A happy, singing, dancing, rutting pig.