Norm Quote #180
Quote from Norm in Norman's Conquest
Norm: Sammy, can I make a confession to you right now?
Sam: Oh, please don't.
Norm: I love my wife.
Sam: Well, that's not as bad as I thought it was going to be.
Norm: Well, just wait a second, it gets worse.
Sam: Oh, God.
Norm: Vera is the only woman I've ever had.
Sam: Now, Norm, when you say "had", you mean...
Norm: Yes.
Sam: [chuckles] Come on, man. Be serious.
Norm: I am.
Sam: Well, what's wrong with that? What's wrong with that?
Norm: I mean, I don't even want other women, Sam. All right, don't get me wrong. I get urges, okay? And if I acted on those urges, I'd be no better than a rutting pig. A happy, singing, dancing, rutting pig.
Cheers Quotes
‘Norman's Conquest’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: Emily, I'll be with you in a minute. Quick business call here. [on the phone] Hello, Vera, this is Norm. I'm at Cheers. It's 8:05. Uh, you need me, you've got the number here. Bye. [hangs up]
Coach: Norm, when did you get the answering machine?
Norm: I didn't, Coach. That was Vera.
Quote from Carla
Cliff: What a pathetic display. I'm ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don't think God's doing a lot bragging about it either.
Quote from Diane
Norm: What do you think, Sam?
Sam: Norm, I think it's stupid to jump into bed with somebody you're working with. [Diane nudges Sam] I didn't mean stupid in the unintelligent sense.
Diane: Don't mind Sam, he's a little depressed. This is the year his age caught up with his IQ.
Sam: That's years away.