Diane: Sam says his Uncle Nathan in Vermont just died.
Coach: Yep, he sure did.
Diane: Do you believe that?
Coach: Well, of course, Diane. I mean, they wouldn't make funeral arrangements if the man wasn't dead. I think they've got a test for that.
Carla: Hey, Coach, why don't you tell Diane the truth? There is no Uncle Nathan.
Coach: Right. Sam's accepted it, so we all have to.