Quote from Coach in And Coachie Makes Three
Coach: [enters] Listen. Listen. I wanna know which one of you two kids got the idea to throw me out on my butt last night. Come on. I wanna know right now. Come on. Sam: Well, come on, Coach. What difference does it make whose fault it was? [Sam points to Diane] It's done. We both have to share the blame. Diane: Yes, the important thing is... [Diane tilts her head towards Sam] that we showed you our feelings. Honesty was our only recourse. Sam: Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. [Sam puts his hand on Diane's shoulder and points to her] It was a mutual decision. Coach: Well, listen, whoever it was, I wanna thank them from the bottom of my heart. Because what happened was, I caught up with Katherine at the bus stop and I took her home, and we got to know each other and she's the most wonderful woman in the world. I haven't been this happy in years. Diane: Oh, Coach, that's wonderful news. You don't know how happy we are. And the fact that the two of us... [Diane points to herself]... had anything to do with it makes this feel even better. Sam: Oh, yeah, absolutely. [Sam points to himself] Just think of it as the two of us being able to do something for you. Coach: Say, Normie, aren't they a wonderful couple? [makes the "crazy" gesture]